So people talk about Darwin's theory of evolution as the survival of the fittest, but from what I 've heard his theory is really about death of the slowest/oldest. Someone else (I think Herbert Spencer, a Darwin contemporary) is the one who came up with the survival of the fittest phrase. Anyway, to make a weird connection, I was on Justin Halpern's "Shit my Dad Says" website and I liked this shit that his dad said:
"You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty option. Example: We're eating at The Olive Garden."